"HUNDINGER" goes SHWIMPIN

[Ace1st]

Well, its been a long summer and not much contact from HUMDINGER this year. Which could be a good thing I have learned. I was sure he was off on some other adventure somewhere. But then I got the call.

DING A LING DING A LING, thats what he says when I answered the phone. Bet you thought thats what he calls me didnt you?

Oh well, he says its HUMDINGER....yeah like I didnt know already. Whats up HUMDINGER!! he says I been busy......the "conomy" had been holdin him down and he had to get away for the day.He said I got a deal for you. I thought A DEAL? Gota be a catch! Wanted to know if Id go SHWIMPIN with him Friday.

I said HUMDINGER....it would be cheaper to buy them from the seafood man on the corner. He squeeled and said I KNEW YOud SAY THAT! I knew it! But you know that wouldnt be no fun! And wouldnt be near as fresh SHWIMP! I said OK......whatcha got in mind HUMDINGER?

He says I done bought me a SHWIMPIN license and a new cast net. I been practicin on the breams in the pond and I got it down. I can sling that thing a country mile! I thought UUUH HUUUH....hes been practicing, how bad can this be? I said HUMDINGER....can you make it open up? He said OPEN UP!

Man I got a LATINO feller working with me, Daddy hired him as a Landscaper, but I found out his real talent was throwing a cast net. You want believe what he talt me! I said what did that cost you? He says...I got lessons real cheap, he traded me a plane ride for lessons. Something bout wantin me to pick up some of his friends for a family reunion cross the border. What a deal!! I thought UUUH OHHH. here we go again........I said HUMDINGER ........you know thats a federal vio........awwww never mind HUMDINGER, never mind. He said yeah, there you go worrying again....you always worrin.

Then came the deal.....I knew there was a catch somewhere. Whats the deal....HUMDINGER said you gotta make the baitballs and bring the groceries. Ill take care of the rest! I said OK.......Ill see you at my house at 5AM. Dont be late! So make baitballs I did......went to the BASSPRO and got me some Fishmeal and clay and went to "cookin" the balls. Man was that a tuff evening! My hands are still sore from all that mixin and rollin, cant seem to get the fishy smell out either. Yeah I knew there was a catch! Well, 5 AM came and HUMDINGER was there with a 12 pack of Krispie Kremes assorted. WHEEEEWEE they was good! And off we went!

More to come later.....................

[Joey Herring]

looking forward to it...

[gottaflylee]

Your just a big tease...