az frog giggin

[scottmay]

i was wondering if anyone knows where there is a bullfrog population in az pref somewhere around phx

[WAHOONBOX]

i was wondering if anyone knows where there is a bullfrog population in az pref somewhere around phx

DUDE......I AM A PROFESSIONAL FROGMAN. SO IS GLENN W........I MEAN.....WE SHOULD BE OUTLAWED FROM THE SPORT! NO LEG IS SAFE!....IF WE CAN'T REACH THEM WITH DA GIG....THEN WE POP DEM WI' DA .22 SHORT.

BUT...........ARIZONA? THEY WILL NOT LET EITHER ONE OF US IN AZ CAUSE WE ARE EITHER TO POOR OR TOO REDNECK.........AND I AM NOT ALLOWED TO PACK MY GIG COLLECTION ON THE PLANE


IF THERE ARE FROGS IN ARIZONA....AND YOU FIND ANYONE THERE WHO LOVES THE THRILL OF NIGHT TIME GIGGING .....THEN YOU ARE DA MAN!


I HOPE YOU FIND THEM

HOW ABOUT IT "SALTWATERBUCKS" (UTAH)? .....ARE THERE ANY FROGLETS IN AZ ?

[Robja]

try www.reptilesofaz.com

[Glenn W]

About 15 years ago there were some in the Salt River during wet years.

I was in Phoenix for a week on business and it was wetter than Jessica Simpson playing with a --- well, it was the rainy season.
Anyway, I was tired of getting dizzy every evening in the fancy bar on the top of the Hiatt Regency downtown that goes round and round and got to thinking to myself one evening---
"Self, I bet there's a frog or 3 million in that concrete ditch they call a river over on the other side of Washington Street."
So, I got to thinking, China town ain't too far away and they're always using some kinda contraption to cook with so I mosied over to China town.--- sure enough, found some kinda big ass fork that would work perfect for a frog gig. Got me a broom handle and some duct tape and I was in bidness.
Hailed a cab from the Hiatt and told the Cabby to take me to the swampiest, nastiest area of the Salt River and pick me back up in 2 hours. Well, I got out of the cab in the barrio, but felt safe armed with my gig and 2 pair of panty hose that I bought at the hotel gift shop. (gotta put the frogs in something).

Well, to make a long story short-- the frogging won't nothing spectacular. BUT--- man I discovered a new outdoor sporting activity--- you ain't lived till you've been on a Norway Rat gigging trip.
Dude, them sombiches are fast. The gigs stick in em real good though. We're talking A1A sporting here.

Gotta go fix dinner now, but if I get a chance, I'll try to remember to tell you about the quality surfing in Tuscan.

[neilinov]

About 15 years ago there were some in the Salt River during wet years.

I was in Phoenix for a week on business and it was wetter than Jessica Simpson playing with a --- well, it was the rainy season.
Anyway, I was tired of getting dizzy every evening in the fancy bar on the top of the Hiatt Regency downtown that goes round and round and got to thinking to myself one evening---
"Self, I bet there's a frog or 3 million in that concrete ditch they call a river over on the other side of Washington Street."
So, I got to thinking, China town ain't too far away and they're always using some kinda contraption to cook with so I mosied over to China town.--- sure enough, found some kinda big ass fork that would work perfect for a frog gig. Got me a broom handle and some duct tape and I was in bidness.
Hailed a cab from the Hiatt and told the Cabby to take me to the swampiest, nastiest area of the Salt River and pick me back up in 2 hours. Well, I got out of the cab in the barrio, but felt safe armed with my gig and 2 pair of panty hose that I bought at the hotel gift shop. (gotta put the frogs in something).

Well, to make a long story short-- the frogging won't nothing spectacular. BUT--- man I discovered a new outdoor sporting activity--- you ain't lived till you've been on a Norway Rat gigging trip.
Dude, them sombiches are fast. The gigs stick in em real good though. We're talking A1A sporting here.

Gotta go fix dinner now, but if I get a chance, I'll try to remember to tell you about the quality surfing in Tuscan.

Funniest post ever!!! I can't stop laughing! Glenn you da man!!!!!

[gradywhite273]

only you glennw

[WAHOONBOX]

IT'S TIME TO BRING THE FROGS TO THE LIL SCREEN GLENN.....I WILL GO SCOUT OUT THE TURF RIGHT NOW!

[Glenn W]

IT'S TIME TO BRING THE FROGS TO THE LIL SCREEN GLENN.....I WILL GO SCOUT OUT THE TURF RIGHT NOW!

Whoa!!!!-- wait just a Down East minute there my Francis Marion compadre---- what's wrong with my Old Dominion Amphibians?--
- We got a pile of swamps up here and I know where the bigens are too.
Now, it ain't like I'm scered or nothing like that, but I've seen some of them future Lizzard handbags right in the edge of the Croatan Forest before.


Ah hell, the gators will probably keep the Cottonmouth numbers down anyway. I'll get the gigging sticks ready you charge the spotlight batteries-- and don't even think about taking up all the room in the cooler with those damn Dr. Peppers.

[Dave Sikorski]

Can I play?



-D

[Glenn W]

Can I play?



-D

Hell ya--- will even let you go in front and lead the way
I can a blockbuster Nut House productions coming from this one.